(Friend Niki took over my sisters laptop while she was at work and had this brief conversation with me)
Yuki: Haiii Hika~ ouo
Yuki: Guess who??
Yuki: It’s your loverly waifu <3
Yuki: And I’m waiting for you
Yuki: in the buff
Yuki: covered in whipped creme and strawberries
Yuki: scratch that
Yuki: Nutella and strawberries ;D
Hika: O.o
Hika: niki =u=?
Yuki: Nah shit sherlock
Yuki: Who else??
Hika: thank you Watson, your dismeanor towards my dialect is always reassuring. I love the abuse, it’s most insightful. Do I win a prize?
Yuki: Dunno
Yuki: Not my division
Hika: Well doctor, it seems we have arrived at a most serious dilemma…
Yuki: Yes indeed. How do you propose we solve the issue?
Hika: I propose we plan a nice evening dinner together at a most marvelous restaruant with extra precautions seeing the issue can grow in scale
Hika: shall we?
Yuki: Yes we shall.
Yuki: What restaraurnynjglkdjbfs shall we attend?
Yuki: * spelling what is
Hika: LOL
Hika: spelling
Hika: lol
Hika: what about this absurd roleplay of holmes and watson xD?
Yuki: I don’t know a damn thing about Sherlock
Yuki: :)
Hika: your are doing a fantastic job doctor!
self-proclaimed-teenaged-prophet:
DISNEY LOVERS STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS. OH MY GOSH. AMAZING.
HOLY. FREAKING. OH. MY. GOSH. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT VOICE OUT OF THE GUY WHO SANG GASTON.
AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY.
SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS.
WE CAN ALL DIE HAPPY NOW. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. i WOULD MARRY ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE DUDES.
HOLY SHIT.
i’m crying oops
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Went out last night and had a wonderful dinner, this food was amazing and i cant wait to go back
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND ALL THAT’S IN BETWEEN
i’m giving away my homestuck book
it’s in pretty great condition, only been read a few times
i think a page might have been bent but it’s free so no complainingEXTRA ITEM ADDED:
i will ALSO be giving away my dave strider…
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND ALL THAT’S IN BETWEEN
i’m giving away my homestuck book
it’s in pretty great condition, only been read a few times
i think a page might have been bent but it’s free so no complainingEXTRA ITEM ADDED:
i will ALSO be giving away my dave strider…
